I was told to always be myself. Like a nail on wood, the idea that I was unique and special was hammered into my mind. As an adolescent, this thought would remain unhinged. That would all change the day I discovered horoscopes.
Being more shook than a malt at Shake Shack, little did I know: I’m the way I am not because
of DNA that’s scientifically proven, or because of the way I was raised. That’s absurd. The reason I’m a stubborn and conceited jerk-off is due to the fact that I’m a Taurus.
Without future ado, your juice...
March 21 - April 19
These Rams are brazen until all eyes are on them, like a deer caught in the headlights. Meaning their outfits will reflect their personality only in the slightest; their wardrobes won’t reveal personal beliefs/opinions.
The stubborn ‘one-stop-shop’ type. Example: If they like one outfit @ Urban Outfitters, they’ll mostly be back with their next paycheck buying another outfit.
Quick-tempered, which often leads to buyer regret.
If you try to mess with an Aries outfit, expect the horns. Very territorial.
● Marc Jacobs (4/9/1963)
● Tommy Hilfiger (3/24/1951)
● Guccio Gucci (3/26/1881)
● Kenneth Cole (3/23/1954)
● Kourtney Kardashian (4/18/1984)
● Big Sean (3/25/1988)
● Elton John (3/25/1947)
● Diana Ross (3/26/1944)
● Pharrell Williams (4/5/1973)
April 20 - May 20
Bullies, they dominate the fashion world.
Taurus & Leo are atop of the food chain, whereas the Lion has grace, the Bull is determined and isn’t afraid to pave the way; making them trendsetters.
The type to get dressed up just to snap you back, they’ll also retire outfits if they think it’s been spotted on IG too many times.
Being a trailblazer, they hate mainstream and will always set off to find what’s dope in the underground.
They make sure their best friend has the knowledge of proper lighting when taking pictures.
● @handsomeasshonkey (4/24/1995)
● The homie Dennis (4/29/1995)
● Audrey Hepburn (5/4/1929)
● Malcolm X (5/19/1925)
● Desus Nice (5/18/1983)
● The Kid Mero (5/15/1983)
● Donatella Versace (5/2/1955)
● Jessica Lange (4/20/1949)
● Gigi Hadid (4/23/1995)
● Kehlani (4/24/1995)
● GoldLink (5/17/1993)
● David Beckham (5/2/1975)
May 21 - June 2
The Twins: AKA they will try to twin you.
Grown adults that watch Bob’s Burger while eating Fruity Pebbles.
They’re bonafide ravers.